It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Lyrics
These hands
They shake
I swear I must be cursed
This brain
It aches
Any moment it might burst
Save your soul
Don’t stop, they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit, they’re gonna’ get you
This pulse
It speeds
My nerves have all been fried
This heart
It beats
Forever out of time
Save your soul
Don’t stop, they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit, they’re gonna’ get you
Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream
Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs, ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door
Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Dead eyes
They stare
From out beyond the trees
The sound
It stings
Like a nest of angry bees
Save your soul
Don’t stop, they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit, they’re gonna’ get you
Bared teeth
They gleam
Approaching from behind
Those claws
Dig deep
The results are most unkind
Save your soul
Don’t stop, they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit, they’re gonna’ get you
Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream
Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs, ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door
Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Be careful or you soon shall find
That this life has long passed you by
Rigor mortis it seems
Has crept up your sleeves
And dried up your quivering mind
Be cautious or you soon shall find
The angels have long left your side
Your body’s grown cold
Flesh drips from bones
And memory buried in time
Do not
Let those
Fiends
Take you alive
Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream
Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs, ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door
Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me
It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
1. It Was A Dark And Stormy Night...
Creature Feature
Dr. Sawbones Lyrics
There goes Dr. Sawbones
Creeping down the alleyway
Looking for a victim
The game of chance underway
He is bidding his time
Fleeting through the cabaret
Searching for a subject
To bring about their judgment day.
There goes Dr. Sawbones
Slipping through the underbrush
Peering through your windows
Conspiring for your blood
He is stalking the night
Just as happy as can be
Waltzing through the graveyard
Praying for a entity
There is this longing for blood
That I am trying to quench
There is this yearning for pain
That is forever entrenched
There is this spot on my soul
And it will never come clean
There is this flaw in my brain
That is far from serene
There goes Dr. Sawbones
Readying his instruments
Making sure they’re razor sharp
They have dark deeds to dispense
He is raising the stakes
Broadening his dossier
In this game of cat and mouse
He will take your breath away
There goes Dr. Sawbones
Engaging in his nightly hunt
Strolling down the dirty streets
Judging which soul to confront
He is haunting the town
Drifting through the corridors
Disappearing in the fog
Watch your back lest you be gored
There is this longing for blood
That I am trying to quench
There is this yearning for pain
That is forever entrenched
There is this spot on my soul
And it will never come clean
There is this flaw in my brain
That is far from serene
Oh look, here’s comes the doctor now
Dressed to the nines and on the prowl
An attaché case in his hands
And dark thoughts of devious plans
He’s the perfect picture of
A charismatic gentleman
Magnetic and debonair
Chivalrous and spirited
But once he’s got you in his sights
That’s when the delirium ignites
Madness quickly takes control
And villainy engulfs his soul
Pray you never cross his path
Steal a glance and incite his wrath
His dashing demeanor gives way
And depravity comes out to play
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
2. Dr. Sawbones
Creature Feature
The House Of Myth Lyrics
There stands a dark monument
Born of unfortunate events
A house of myth rumored near
A lost road leading north of here
I tried to warn you, I swear I did!
Tenanted by fear and gloom
Despair calls out from every room
Walls that drip with hopelessness
Filled with an air of malevolence
I tried to warn you, I swear I did!
Abandon hope
All who enter here
Those who ignored
Simply disappeared
They’re gonna’ have to
Scrape you off of the walls
That’s even if they
Find your body at all
They’re gonna’ have to
Scrape you off of the walls
That’s even if they
Find your body at all
All that you will find, is hell waiting inside
A blackness lives inside this place
An evil you’ll learn to embrace.
It will lure and calm your doubt
Eat you alive and spit you out.
I tried to warn you, I swear I did!
Abandon hope
All who enter here
Those who ignored
Simply disappeared
They’re gonna’ have to
Scrape you off of the walls
That’s even if they
Find your body at all
They’re gonna’ have to
Scrape you off of the walls
That’s even if they
Find your body at all
All that you will find, is hell waiting inside
Inside this place
Death will not come quickly
It won’t leave a trace
Death will not come quickly
It is far too late
Death will not come quickly
You have sealed your fate
Death will not come quickly
All that you will find, is hell waiting inside
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
3. The House Of Myth
Creature Feature
Mommy's Little Monsters Lyrics
What’s that hiding
Inside the closet
Shrouded in darkness
It’s mommy’s little monsters
What’s that huddled
Down by the bedpost
Waiting in repose
It’s mommy’s little monsters
I can hear them slithering
Inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling
Out in the hall
What’s that lurking
Down in the basement
Wailing in torment
It’s mommy’s little monsters
What’s that chewing
Up through the floorboards
Vila and abhorred
It’s mommy’s little monsters
I can fell them slithering
Inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling
Out in the hall
Little heathens
Blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin
Every single one
They want your blood
They need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat
What’s that howling
Up in the attic
Wild and frantic
It’s mommy’s little monsters
What’s that scratching
Outside the window
Concealed in shadows
It’s mommy’s little monsters
I can fell them slithering
Inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling
Out in the hall
What’s that looming
Behind the curtains
Dripping in crimson
It’s mommy’s little monsters
What’s that creeping
Across the bedroom
Hell bent to consume
It’s mommy’s little monsters
I can fell them slithering
Inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling
Out in the hall
Little heathens
Blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin
Every single one
They want your blood
They need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat
Their existence is wrong
All humanity’s gone
Pray you survive until dawn
Dinner is served and now blood has been drawn
Little heathens
Blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin
Every single one
They want your blood
They need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
4. Mommy's Little Monsters
Creature Feature
The Unearthly Ones Lyrics
Here we are
The monsters in your closet
Sure as hell
You should be afraid
We are coming for you
We are coming for you
We exist
The grim haunters of houses
We’ll frighten
And steal your breath away
We are coming for you
We are coming for you
We are coming for you now
Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth
Believe in the boogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose
Don’t forget
Your fears of spooks and goblins
Sure as hell
We’ll still sneak up on you
We are coming for you
We are coming for you
Take cover
From all the creeps and ghoulies
You never
Know what we’re planning next
We are coming for you
We are coming for you
We are coming for you now
Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth
Believe in the boogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose
The unearthly ones scratched and clawed there way out of the grave
Called forth by the fear of the children lying awake
Fowl and grotesque
And Don’t let their whispers possess
Or your life’s done
And you’ll join the unearthly ones
Time to flee
An angry mob approaches
Sure as hell
They want our hides
They are coming for us
They are coming for us
An army
Of pitchforks and torches
They won’t stop
Until they hunt us down.
They are coming for us
They are coming for us
They are coming for us now
Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth
Believe in the boogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
5. The Unearthly Ones
Creature Feature
Grave Robber At Large Lyrics
There is something strange down by the cemetery
Emptying the graves left and right
Ghastly schemes and ghoulish undertakings
Underneath the pale moonlight
Curse the day they invented the crematory
What a foolish waste of potential sales
It’s a damn shame to discard inventory
Think outside the box if all else fails
Death is my business and business is good!
There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased
Skeletal remains are safe in the ossuary
They’re quite stale and not worth a dime
Don’t think me a fiend, this is strictly monetary
Fortune calls and I’ll answer this time.
In this occupation timing is instrumental
A matter of hours can plummet the price
The fact it’s a crime is simply incidental
Freshness is key, nothing else will suffice
Death is my business and business is good!
There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased
Midnight meetings inside the graveyard
Crunching numbers, breaking the earth
I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty
Even if things seem a bit perverse
Though these deeds weigh heavy on my soul
I will no doubt sleep perfectly sound
While you struggle to keep your conscience
A garden of riches rots in the ground
Death is my business and business is good!
There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased
Death is my business and business is good!
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
6. Grave Robber At Large
Creature Feature
A Fate Worse Than Death Lyrics
Extinction will catch up to you
And there is nothing you can do
What fate surely waits,
Maybe eaten by wolves
In your sleep
Your time is quickly running out
It’s pointless to worry and pout
What fate surely waits
Maybe dying of thirst
Lost at sea
Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently
No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night
You’ll soon be dead as a doornail
What stories will your loved ones tell
What fate surely waits
Maybe drowned like a rat
In a latrine
You’ll soon be pushing up daises
Laid in a pine box six foot deep
What fate surely waits
Maybe roasted and served
As a cuisine
Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently
No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night
When you meet you maker
Will you still be in one piece
When you take your last bow
Will you fall down on your knees
When you cash in your chips
Will you have your pistol drawn
When the pale horse appears
Will you still have your boots on.
Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently
No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
7. A Fate Worse Than Death
Creature Feature
Fodder For The Elder Gods Lyrics
What endless terrors do the heavens hide
Blacker than pitch and older than time
Forever slumbering primordial slime
The very heart of evil thundering inside
There was a stirring in the clouds at night
A faint rumbling in the star-less skies
And the horizon came alive with fire
Then came the beasts from the celestial mire
If it bleeds
Then maybe we can kill it
If it breaths
Then maybe we stand a chance
The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We all are doomed the lurking fear has awakened
For countless eons they have drifted free
In the dark and barren planetary seas
Unaware of the new human disease
Until the day their ancient hibernation ceased
From the mist beyond the wall of sleep
The dreadful shadows from out of time creep
The winter of our lives, the chill runs deep
The harvest is seasoned and ready for the reap
If it bleeds
Then maybe we can kill it
If it breaths
Then maybe we stand a chance
The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We are all doomed the lurking fear has awakened
Something unnatural has returned to this place
An archaic consuming color out of space
From beyond the cosmos a deadly presence waits
The blink of an eye comes the end to our fledgling race
The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We are all doomed the lurking fear has awakened
What horrors impend
With a whimper comes the end
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
8. Fodder For The Elder Gods
Creature Feature
Bad Blood Lyrics
I’ve got bad blood
I’ve done bad things
How can I control myself
If I enjoy these nasty habits
I can hear the voices stirring
Oh the awful things they’re planning
I don’t play nice
I don’t give in
Was it nature, was it nurture
Maybe I was just born evil
It’s no use I can’t control it
Maybe it’s a sign not to quit
I can guarantee
I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found
I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sign
The terror that lurks in the night.
I’ve got nine lives
I’ve done grim acts
No remorse, should I feel guilty
If I adore these warped offenses
I can hear the voices stirring
Oh the awful things they’re planning
I don’t feel pain
I don’t back down
My thoughts are filled with cruel intentions
Maybe my conscience is possessed
It’s no use I can’t control it
Maybe it’s a sign not to quit
I can guarantee
I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found
I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sign
The terror that lurks in the night.
I am not long for this world
And I yearn for the day that my life’s snuffed out
All these sinister thoughts
And my ghoulish transgressions
Cut me down in a hail of bullets
Remove my head to make sure I don’t get up
To be safe just burn my body
Before they consecrate me
I can guarantee
I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found
I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sign
The terror that lurks in the night.
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
9. Bad Blood
Creature Feature
One Foot In The Grave Lyrics
Let me tell you a tragedy
That will surely frighten
You out of your skin
There once was god-fearing man
Who unfortunately
Woke up stone cold dead
I’ve got one foot in the grave
And in its shackles I’m enslaved
But here I lie
With opened eyes
The pearly gates turned me away
In this sarcophagus I lay
No longer dead
But I am void of breath
I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again
Gather round to hear a bleak tale
In harrowing detail
Of the utmost suffering
There once was a bizarre outcast
A bedeviled lost soul
Searching for his end
The grim reaper snuck up on him
When I most unsuspecting
With his scythe in hand
A my life in remand
The heavens didn’t accept me
The spit me out and let me be
I am deceased
But I can’t rest in peace
I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again
In truth, I fear
This life appears
I death
Exiled from eternity
So it appears
This life, I fear
In death
Ostracized from mortality
I’ve got one foot in the grave
And in its shackles I’m enslaved
But here I lie
With opened eyes
The pearly gates turned me away
In this sarcophagus I lay
No longer dead
But I am void of breath
I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again
Lyrics By: Curtis Rx
10. One Foot In The Grave
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